Kerry Filibuster? Use it at Gitmo!

CNN is reporting today that Senator John Kerry is going to attempt a filibuster to block the nomination of Judge Samuel Alito to the U.S. Supreme Court.

When I read this, I immediately had an idea that I think will work. If Kerry begins an extended period of speaking, someone needs to record his speech. Military interrogators can then play the recording to prisoners at Gitmo and Abu Grahab. That's a torture technique that's sure to work.