If Only Al Gore Had Been Elected President
"I don't want to diminish the threat of terrorism at all, it is extremely serious, but on a long-term global basis, global warming is the most serious problem we are facing."
Global warming is more serious than terrorism? It is according to former vice-president Al Gore, who has come to that conclusion based on "a feeling (after hurricane Katrina) that we have entered a period of consequences and that bitter cup will be offered to us again and again until we exert our moral authority and respond appropriately."
Gore made the statement while discussing the British-based sustainable investing company Generation Investment, of which he is co-founder and chairman.
Don't you wish Al Gore had been elected President in 2000? He could have tackled the problems that he had a feeling were serious. While he was at it, maybe he could have talked to the terrorists about their feelings and discovered why they're so angry with us. Then he could have worked something out with them, like if they would quit blowing people up, then maybe we would establish some government program that all terrorists could attend for free. The program would be designed to help the terrorists build up their self-esteem so they would no longer feel the need to blow people up. Then we could just sit around with the terrorists, who were no longer terrorists, and we could all feel good together while we were working on the really serious problem of global warming.
Ah yes, what could have been!
Global warming is more serious than terrorism? It is according to former vice-president Al Gore, who has come to that conclusion based on "a feeling (after hurricane Katrina) that we have entered a period of consequences and that bitter cup will be offered to us again and again until we exert our moral authority and respond appropriately."
Gore made the statement while discussing the British-based sustainable investing company Generation Investment, of which he is co-founder and chairman.
Don't you wish Al Gore had been elected President in 2000? He could have tackled the problems that he had a feeling were serious. While he was at it, maybe he could have talked to the terrorists about their feelings and discovered why they're so angry with us. Then he could have worked something out with them, like if they would quit blowing people up, then maybe we would establish some government program that all terrorists could attend for free. The program would be designed to help the terrorists build up their self-esteem so they would no longer feel the need to blow people up. Then we could just sit around with the terrorists, who were no longer terrorists, and we could all feel good together while we were working on the really serious problem of global warming.
Ah yes, what could have been!
posted by Bryan Alexander | 9:19 PM
2 Comments:
Maybe Bin Laden and the other terrorists just want us to like them and blowing us up is just their silly way of getting our attention. And Democrats like Al certainly know how important it is to be liked.
Nice post, Bryan.
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