Obama's Next Czar?

Barack Obama's former green jobs' czar Van Jones was, among other things, a 9-11 conspiracy nut. In 2004 he signed 911Truth.org's "Truth Statement" which called for inquiry into "unanswered questions that suggest that people within the current administration may indeed have deliberately allowed 9-11 to happen, perhaps as a pretext for war."

Van Jones has since resigned from his position in the Obama administration (in addition to being a "9-11 Truther," he was a radical black nationalist and self-proclaimed communist), but here's a suggestion for Jones' replacement: Charlie Sheen.

Yes, I'm talking about actor Charlie Sheen. In an open letter to President Obama, Sheen has requested a meeting with the President. The letter is in the form of a transcript of a fictional meeting between Sheen and Obama during which Sheen tries to convince the President to reopen the investigation into 9-11 and to investigate the possibility that the Bush administration allowed or perhaps even caused the events of 9-11. During the fictional meeting, Sheen tells the President, "9-11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights."

So Charlie Sheen is more than just a Hollywood actor. He's also a 9-11 conspiracy nut. I think that qualifies him for a czar position in the Obama administration.