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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Politically Correct Dilemma

The politically correct crowd is facing quite a predicament. No honorable adherent of politically correct speech would ever suggest that humanity faces, in global warming, anything less than a potentially catastrophic crisis of epic proportions. According to those self-proclaimed protectors of the earth, man has the responsibility to do whatever it takes to stop the clock of impending doom.

It is also contrary to accepted politically correct dialogue to suggest that any person might be overweight. Therein lies the dilemma.

Scientists now claim that overweight people cause global warming. That's right. According to scientists, overweight people eat more than lower-weight people, which means that feeding them requires more food production, which is a major cause of CO2 emissions. Additionally, overweight people are more likely to drive a car as opposed to walking, further adding to global warming.

I can't wait to see the all-loving, all-accepting left-wing nuts trying to explain to fat people that they are destroying the planet.

1 Comments:

Blogger Malott said...

I blame corporate greed... Specifically, McDonalds and other meat promoting businesses.

The government needs to restrict our food choices to "greens"... maybe a diet of soy...

Wait a minute... Soy... Green... Soylent Green! Hey, I just thought of the final solution to this problem!

9:07 PM  

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